DUSTY LIMITS
Impresario of the establishment

VICKY BUTTERFLY
Sublimely elegant performance artiste

LILI LA SCALA
Vintage songbird from a bygone era

CHRISALYS
Fire-eating, pig-headed sideshow skills

SAMMY DINNEEN
Suave and supple hotshot handstands

CABARET ROUGE
Resident showgirl dynamos

TOM BAKER
Accordionista of the apocalypse

TOM CARRADINE
Piano Maestro of the Salon

LAURA LONDON
Wandering close-up magician

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Special Guest:
LADY CAROL
A smoky siren and her ukelele